I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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