It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk