I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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