it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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