i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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