It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Quick, to the slutcave!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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