Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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