i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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