Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She needs sedatives and a leash
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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