I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
do nipples grow back?
Randomize