I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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