I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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