He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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