Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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