She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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