Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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