when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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