dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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