If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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