Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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