I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
