I swear she didn't look like that last week.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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