toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Terrible idea I love it
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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