I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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