I wish I could punch you in the face.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
This baby is an asshole
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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