I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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