Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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