We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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