If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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