Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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