chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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