i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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