You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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