this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so let's talk penis.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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