i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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