Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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