But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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