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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  North Korea, Best Korea!

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.

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  so you admit it was good then??

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  cat food counts as protein by the way

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• (530): View more from California

  If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Let's drink?

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  Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever

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