Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I have fence marks all over my body
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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