just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito