Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(204): View more from Manitoba

this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.

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(518): View more from New York

He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"

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(250): View more from British Columbia

you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".

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(714): View more from California

Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?

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(858): View more from California

while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"

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(647): View more from Ontario

I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"

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(815): View more from Illinois

he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked

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