JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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