She's JV to your varsity
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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