so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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