No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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