Can i not drive my cunt home
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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