Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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