How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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