i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
