I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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