brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
