drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
