you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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