nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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