? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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