i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
