After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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