Where did you get a picture of my penis
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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