My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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