She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I had to cum in my sink.
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