Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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