Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
