She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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