He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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