he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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