I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
This show inspires me to have sex in space
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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