I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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