On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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